the day is fathers day 2014
you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes.
"DAD, GET BACK, I’M SERIOUS!"
"hello, serious" the beast grins, revealing rows of jagged teeth "i’m dad."
There’s a guy in a town VERY near mine that’s walking around at midnight dressed as a clown breaking into people’s houses DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO YOU BECAUSE IT DOES TO ME
SOMEONE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM AND I’M FUCKING HORRIFIED
Wow fuck no I’d move out in a second flat fuck that shit.
Let’s see how far I can get into a movie without pausing it to check on Tumblr
obama was elected president 17 years ago…. just let sink in
No he wasn’t…..
let it sink in